WHAT IS A CHAPRI IN INDIA ?

Chappris are a whole another species. They are homo sapiens, but… something happened to them. Something… terrifying.

They fell into this trap called ‘coolness,’ which was fueled by people of a similar caliber through many sites, main ones being Instagram, Facebook and Tik Tok.

I have been researching them from a long time. I am the chappri-behaviour-research-analyst. I work at ‘abcde,’ a super secret organisation.

It is now time. The time I must tell you about them, and why they are the way they are.

So. ‘Chappri’ is a term. It is usually paired with the words nibba/nibbi. The word ‘chappri’ means a human equivalent to garbage; cringe, and obnoxious. And ‘nibba’ or ‘nibbi’ mean a cringe boy or girl who’s always looking for ‘tRuE LoVE’ and attention.

You will find them dying their hair in different colours.

He wasn’t joking when he said that he took the colour palette to the saloon.

They have this peculiar scent coming from them. It’s neither perfume, nor cologne. We do not know. We never will know.

They ride these kinds of bikes:

Yes. Apache and KTMs. They seem to have a craze for them. Okay maybe it won't be them, but most of them I saw resemble them. Goddammit, the speed and the radium stickers all over never let me see the manufacturer.

They don’t speak like normal humans. They don’t.

They speak a different language which could only be understood by anothe human of the same species. They swear at things for no actual purpose. They’ll also go to any extent to impress their crush...

Most commonly found on roads. Going at a very high speed and overtaking other vehicles, ‘races’ with their friends, and triple riding. They don’t have a driver’s license. (They must take risks no?!) Nah, not even their helmet. (Think about what’ll happen to that wonderful hair of theirs!)

Nyeh. Of course they won’t study well. Most of them think that study is a waste of time. So they bunk classes, because their ‘homies’ are more important than their studies.

And here’s the female species:

They always wear these… very large sneakers. Ah! Abibas sneakers!

And they wear a pair of tight-fit ripped jeans. It’ll suit them, because they must’ve DiETeD a lot to be skinny. 

Look.

They always have kohl on their eyes and a cheap 10 rupee red lipstick on their lips. Not all girls are like this though.

Anyways. They don’t exist without having an Instagram account with a dozen followers

Oh god, I forgot they make memes too. Ultra cringe memes with ultra cringe editing. They call em ‘troll memes.’ I cringed so much my brain got fried

Here’s an accurate representation of their Facebook posts:

(Translation: Fun under the sun)

If you don’t know, the above screenshots are from the popular viva skit ‘Facebook Baba’

Anyways. This answer… isn’t that good, is it…?

CHAPRI VERSION OF YONDU

PostScriptum: Answer is purely for entertainment purposes only. Any relation, or intentional belittlement of any animate/inanimate/living/dead/human/animal/alien/any usable thing here is purely fictional. Never meant to get personal.

Also I do not mean to judge anyone by their appearance, it is not at all my personality lol. Their behaviour and disrespect irritates me to the core. 

               WRITTEN BY - TECHYDMX